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A Short List And Departure
Before leaving, I jotted a short list on a sticky note and left it on the counter for Mark.
Donna glanced at the note and said she would sign for any deliveries if I missed the doorbell. Mark waved from the porch, phone in hand, as I merged onto the boulevard and joined the flow of traffic, leaving the house calm, organized, and fully prepared for the day.
It included the delivery window for samples and the time I expected to return. I grabbed my tote, locked the door, and backed out of the driveway.
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