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Joining Our Hardware Store Run
On Tuesday afternoon, Donna called Mark and asked if she could join us on a quick hardware store run.
She immediately added painter’s tape, doorstops, and a replacement air filter for the hallway return vent. Mark confirmed a departure time and asked Donna to meet us in the parking lot. She agreed and mentioned she would bring any relevant coupons, eager to make the trip efficient and productive.
Mark put her on speaker and read aloud the list he had drafted over the weekend. I checked the store hours and suggested we leave after work to avoid rush-hour traffic.
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