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Calling Nina For An Early Walk
I called my friend Nina and asked if she could join me for an early morning walk the next day.
Mark glanced up from the couch, curious about what time we planned to return. I assured him the walk would be brief and close to the neighborhood, then returned to tying my laces while he nodded, settling back into his show with a quiet, approving smile.
She cheerfully agreed, promising to swing by at dawn with coffee in hand. I laid out my sneakers by the door and charged my phone so the route timer would be ready.
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